Joke of the day

Wife: how would you describe me?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Wife:what does that mean?
Husband: adorable, beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,fashionable,gorgeous and hot.
Wife:Aw,thank you but what about IJK?
Husband:"I'm just kidding"

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